i ordered you a pancake

Pancake Utopia? One regular day at work, two normal, healthy women were using IM as a lifeline, complaining about this and that to make the day a little easier to get through. They talked about eating breakfast for dinner, avoiding stupid boys, and never having to work again. Then they realized that a land of pancakes, idealized boys, and easy living would be utopia. Pancake utopia. So they left for this crazy, lovely pancake land, never to return. But every once in awhile, we get a report from that great beyond...

jake gyllenhaal: I got you a birthday present. bunny: I would mention that it's so not my birthday, but then I wouldn't get the present, so... woo! presents! jake gyllenhaal: it's a cow. bunny: um, ok. a cow -- the gift that keeps on giving. manure. jake gyllenhaal: no, we'll keep it out in one of those lame meadows that gabriel byrne is so hot about. let's think ahead with this, though. let's think about the day after tomorrow. bunny: (eye roll) jake gyllenhaal: sorry, couldn't help it. no, think about it: homemade ice cream! bunny: you are equally as lame as gabriel byrne, I hate to tell you. who's milking the cow? pasteurizing the milk? turning the ice cream machine crank? jake gyllenhaal: that's the beauty part! jonathan rhys-meyers! bunny: hmm... not a bad plan, but not an awesome present either. jake gyllenhaal: how about a roll in the hay, then? bunny: happy birthday to me!

2004-06-08 // 9:49 a.m. // bunny

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