pancake

i ordered you a pancake

Pancake Utopia? One regular day at work, two normal, healthy women were using IM as a lifeline, complaining about this and that to make the day a little easier to get through. They talked about eating breakfast for dinner, avoiding stupid boys, and never having to work again. Then they realized that a land of pancakes, idealized boys, and easy living would be utopia. Pancake utopia. So they left for this crazy, lovely pancake land, never to return. But every once in awhile, we get a report from that great beyond...


jonathan rhys-meyers: oh, man. this is the worst. we're never gonna find them.

selli: *comes in eating a soft-serve ice cream cone* find who?

jonathan rhys-meyers: what? but... but where did you... gah! where have you been?

selli: oh, uh, me and bunny went to get a salad. we were hungry.

jonathan rhys-meyers: it took you three months to find a salad?

selli: it was a magical salad. right. we had to go on a quest for the tomatoes. and don't even ask about the dressing, I mean, jeez. I get worked up just thinking about it!

jonathan rhys-meyers: well you won't have to worry about that anymore! if you ever want a magical salad again, you just say the word and I'll send some of the other pancakes out to get it for you. now, you stretch out on the sofasaurus and relax while I rub your tired, questing little feet.

selli: ah, it's like I never left!

jonathan rhys-meyers: hey, where's bunny?

selli: she got tackled by christian bale as soon as we got within view of the house. I would assume they're doing naughty things in the garden.

jonathan rhys-meyers: oh no, my flowers!

selli: um, my footsies?

jonathan rhys-meyers: right, sorry.

2004-11-01 // 1:32 p.m. // selli


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